To Alpha Centauri and Beyond: A Hilarious Head-to-Head of AI vs. Human Astronauts

The race to Alpha Centauri is on, and while we daydream of sending our bravest and brightest, let's face it: our "brave and brightest" are also bags of mostly water who require sleep, food, and the occasional existential crisis. So, who should we really send? Let's pit our fleshy friends against their silicon counterparts and see who comes out on top in this interstellar showdown. Round 1: The "Oops, I Forgot My Space Snacks" Round